Available to rent right away! Single bedroom apartment on Xth floor of newly furbished apartment building, all mod cons, including furnished kitchen, high-speed extranet access and spacious*, non-self-cleaning bathroom. Access via convenient shared elevator, with emergency staircase for quick exits. Secret stash compartment included adjacent to comfortable bedroom for all your contraband or tax evasion needs. Also available in a trashed and tossed variety, for the less messy or discriminating renters, or those who have somehow angered the wrong people once again. Low deposit, flexible payment options and anonymity guaranteed. Call now!

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